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Mar 02

Filipino Knock knock jokes:) Follow?

KNOCK KNOCK!
1: Who’s there?
2: HITO
1:HITO who?
2: HITO ako… basang basa sa ulaaaan..

A: knock knock!
B: who’s there
A: Chicken
B: Chicken who?
A: CHICKENya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin
CHICKENya pa rin babalik bulong ng puso ko…..

knock knock

who’s there?

Honda

Honda who?

Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds..

knock knock

who’s there?

hate you na!

hate you na who?

hate you na!

hate you na!!

hate you na!!!

waaahhh!!!

dobidobidobidobido

dobidobidobidobido 

Knock! Knock!


Who’s there?

May Kumaway

May kumaway who?

May kumaway downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound…

Knock! Knock!


Who’s there?

Uwang

Uwang who?

Uwang galing, ang galing kong sumayaw

Knock! Knock!


Who’s there?

Come back to me

Come back to me who?

Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.

Knock! Knock!


Who’s there?

Kamuning

Kamuning who?

Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.

Ang korny ng putik LOL!
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